yokto:

revert-toreality:

blazingkhan:

captain-majed:

هههههههههههه

I’m deleting

😂

omggggggggg

kool-aid-jammers:

iroh:

truly inspiring

Legendary.

I bought a poster thats a map of the stars because The Brave Little Abacus has a song called “A Map Of The Stars”

Someone left this broken mirror by a bus stop at 5am and now I have a mirror

Also the purple blanket above my bed has bikes on it

I’m also applying to become the manager of my colleges bike share program and manager of the pedicab/bike program

I also got a job as a math tutor

besturlonhere:

exciting news: you will now be blinded immediately before being killed by the united states military 

ociu:

I love Bo Burnham.

onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.

karthus:

all hail TSM Lustboy

I can smoke in my bedroom now because I have a window and a single wao

My roommate locked himself out and then I locked myself out 30 minutes later after making fun of him but on the upside our neighbors gave me cigarettes and a shirt to wear since i forgot mine in my room 

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

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