I bought a poster thats a map of the stars because The Brave Little Abacus has a song called “A Map Of The Stars”
Someone left this broken mirror by a bus stop at 5am and now I have a mirror
Also the purple blanket above my bed has bikes on it
I’m also applying to become the manager of my colleges bike share program and manager of the pedicab/bike program
I also got a job as a math tutor
exciting news: you will now be blinded immediately before being killed by the united states military
I love Bo Burnham.
White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)
Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.
all hail TSM Lustboy
My roommate locked himself out and then I locked myself out 30 minutes later after making fun of him but on the upside our neighbors gave me cigarettes and a shirt to wear since i forgot mine in my room
"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"
flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins